If Heaven Has No Cigars, I Shall Not Go — “Mark Twain” Tee
Some folks dream of harps and halos. We prefer a good chair, a better cigar, and a witty exit strategy. This shirt raises a glass (and a match) to the legendary line: “If Heaven has no cigars, I shall not go.” Wear it to the lounge, the patio, or the pearly gates—just in case there’s a dress code.
Why you’ll love it
Conversation starter: Guaranteed to get nods from ash-tray philosophers and humidor heroes.
Cloud-soft comfort: Premium cotton blend that’s heaven on the skin, rugged in the wash.
Clean, lasting print: Crisp typography that won’t flake faster than cheap wrapper leaf.
Everyday fit: True-to-size unisex cut—perfect solo or under a denim jacket.
Great gift idea: For the cigar aficionado, Twain fan, or lovable curmudgeon in your life.
Pair it with a robust maduro, a splash of bourbon, and your best tall tales.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
